twisted tank engine

you put a baseball bat into a girls ass and make her make a revvvving noise as you pull it in and out in a twisting motion

wow, you gave that slut a twisted tank engine

by dingdongasdf May 26, 2009

Twisted Tuesday

Drinking and probably getting drunk on a Tuesday, not because you plan to go out, just because...

Nick: Why are you guys drinking right now?
Jeff: It's 5:20 dawg.
Chapstick: And it's Twisted Tuesday?
Nick: I'm in!
Jeff: Grab a beer
Nick: I'm gonna make a Red Boston.
Chapstick: Make two!

by Chapenstein May 23, 2012

twister wizard 3000

The act of performing oral sex with both hands in a twisting motion on a male

Kayla gave Kenneth the twister wizard 3000 last night

by Kenneth staten January 19, 2023

Tourniquet Twister

When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to remove the venom from a snakebite.

"My girlfriend is into strange stuff. last night she gave me a tourniquet twister."
"Wow dude that's great."

by zyxNONYMOUS June 13, 2009

Tony Twister

The twisting of the big toe

Grabbing someones toe and shouting: "tony twister!"

by Ashaalee May 1, 2010

Midget Twisted

When your a little high on weed and buzzed on alcohol. But still a little bit of both

I'm feeling good. I midget twisted

by yolocrayboy September 13, 2016

Rip Shit Titted

When one over indulges in a copious amount of illegal narcotics and alcohol including but not limited to nitrous oxide

Hetty Brah 1: Man that tweeprise was disgusting
Hetty Brah 2: I don't remember it I was totally Rip Shit Titted

by Mr.Prox Reader March 30, 2010