cold tuna

n. disappointing, lame or underwhelming.

I thought Kanye West's show would be amazing, but it was totally cold tuna.

by Kasey Bomber April 20, 2009

tuna suprise

When one orders a tuna suprise at a vending machine this is what happens...
1) You put your money in the machine and press the corresponding number.
2) Nothing. Nothing happens for about 90 seconds. Most people will think that the long wait is the suprise and as they are about to turn away...
3) An arm hoding a large fish appears from the vending machine and slaps you, and a voice says "Suprise bitch!"

Omar: Hey Azeem, have you tried that 'tuna suprise'?
Azeem: No, should I?
Yossee: Yes.

by Fannel October 6, 2005

Tuna Melt

A sandwich made by taking a large ice cream scooper, scooping out the yeast infection of a woman's vagina, and throwing it onto a slice of bread for consumption.

A Burnt Tuna Melt involves a garnishing of pubic hair. Great fun for all ages!

"Aunt May, is that yeast infection still festering? Cause the kids need some Tuna Melt lunches".

by Marinolicious October 27, 2011

Tuna Turnpike

1.An overexagerated explanation for why it smells like tuna in your kitchen.(or various other places)
2.A females genital area
3.Fun to say
(not a commenly used word)

"Damn it smelt bad in my kitchen last night but i blamed it on my moms Tuna Turnpike".

"I stuck it in her Tuna Turnpike so hard last night"

by Woah Shit January 19, 2007

Tuna Tsunami

When a girl cums in a guys face while going down on her and covers him in the unmistakable smell of tuna fish.

You may need to take several showers after being hit by a tuna tsunami.

by ftur April 22, 2011

Tuna Putang

A woman that has a foul or fishy odor coming from between her legs.i.e. An unpleasant smell coming from the vagina.

"After I unbuttoned her pants the stench of her tuna putang filled the air."

by Trolli February 6, 2010

Tuna Helper

This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...

Put the arm to sleep with two fingers extended and have your female partner use your stranger hand to finger her vagina to her satisfaction.

Megan - would you like a Tuna Helper?

by Panther13 April 23, 2009