couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019

Tomato-Wearer

A person who wears a tomato on their nose and pretends its a clown nose to pretend to be a clown.

"Oh I wouldn't bother with them, they're a tomato-wearer, they just want attention."

by this specific dumbass July 24, 2021

Sweet tomatoes

I Love you more than anything

Sweet tomatoes my girl <3

by Ksenpai November 20, 2022

Tomato Smack

pullin the tomato outta your whopper and when ur finished eatin the burger wrappin the tomato up in the wrapper. u then take this tomato thing and smack sum1 in the face with it.

that faggot stole my fry. bitch is about to catch a tomato smack.

by JDMx420 April 10, 2010

Deep Fried Tomato

Eating out a girl on her period.

You like Deep Fried Tomatos?
...

by AnWaffleIron May 9, 2018

tomato dick

When a boy has a small dick

Omg look at his tomato dick

by Tomato dick February 17, 2017

tomatoe fest

When a group of people gather around for a meal of tomatoes. Eating intensively and have orgasmic feelings towards it you don't want to stop. The feeling u get when having sex is equal to a tomatoe fest.

Bro do u feel orgasmic
No it's just a tomatoe fest

Orgasmic feelings going in and out of your body leaving the smell of a tomatoe fest

by The love nugget March 2, 2015