Tomato-Wearer

A person who wears a tomato on their nose and pretends its a clown nose to pretend to be a clown.

"Oh I wouldn't bother with them, they're a tomato-wearer, they just want attention."

by this specific dumbass July 24, 2021

Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.

“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”

by Jakerthememebaker August 4, 2021

Mexican tomatos

A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,

1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos

by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022

tomato

Wait, are you serious? Are you seriously wasting your time looking up the name of a fruit on the urban dictionary? Are you fricking serious man? Did you really have to? What’s the point of your freetime? Let me guess. Wasting it on doing pointless things?

i dont like tomato in my burger they taste bad honestly

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 19, 2022

Tomato Ramen

A flavor of Maruchan Ramen noodles that was discontinued in the early 2000's due to a "lack of sales" while other flavors that still collect dust on shelves to this day somehow stay in circulation

Bro 1: "Remember that ice cream you told me about? I was looking for it at the store and couldn't find it."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."

by |P|R|Y|M|E| August 27, 2021

tomato love

1. When a regular action is mistaken for a romantic gesture.
2. An adoration based on an idyllic but not realistic situation.

Thomas was in tomato love when Giselle held the door for him.
Ethel had tomato love for her garden, even though frost had withered most plants.

by abecedarianeroo May 26, 2021

tomato

the most awesome thing in the world

tomatos are yummy

by tomatolovererererererrerer June 14, 2021