Tire Man

When someone who dresses up as a tire for some damn reason.

Tire God: Hello there.
Pixie God: IT'S OVER TIRE MAN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, YOUR Tire Man SUIT CAN'T BE LIKE THIS FOREVER.
Tire God: HAHHAHHAH YOU WILL FAIL Pixie God You will always be weak.

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

tired

SEAN

katie: NOOO DONT GO TO BED
sean: but i’m tired

katie: fine go to bed 🙄

by katiepiddo February 10, 2020

tire cult

the definition of swag

👹tire cult👹

by oxygen_12345 July 29, 2021

Tired

Feeling like you just want to lay in bed, not wanting to deal with the world, and just wanna cry

Person 1: Heyo hru
Person 2: I’m tired
Person 1: welp that sucks, hope you get enough rest! Gotta go now bye :)

by Agayhuman February 13, 2022

Street tires

Tire and wheel package worn by Ford coyote owners to known street race spots. Used to deter people wanting to race .

Oh that nigga Jeff ain’t been off street tires since he claimed 1000 horsepower

by Hillshooter July 2, 2021

Tired

Another way to say you have been run over.

"Yo, bro you heard how Andrew got tired by a car?" "Nah man, I didn't know."

by EGGGAURRRRR October 18, 2023

[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009