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Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.
by soberboy63 December 11, 2018
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Kid Buu

Kid buu Blew up the earth in his first episode
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Kazoo Kid

The dankest meme on the market.
He likes to sing, dance, pretend, and kaaaazzooooooooo.
"I wish I was as dank as Kazoo Kid."
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Oppressor Kid

Someone who uses an Oppressor Mark 2 in Grand Theft Auto 5 Online. These people are usually players who lack skill at the game and can also fall into the terms of "griefer" and "shitter". These players are widely hated across the GTA 5 Online Community as they are known for killing and destroying players' cargo and murdering people for no reason other than to gain K.D.
Player 1: Oh my god Anthony this guy keeps killing me!
Player 3: Dude this guy is so annoying!
Player 2: Guys this Oppressor Kid is so annoying!
by JVATYT February 8, 2022
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Rip-kid

When a couple are having sex and useing a condom, which unfortunitly rips, producing a rip-kid.

Usually used as a form of insult
you want to know why your parents hate you? because you're a rip-kid!
by Jolly Green May 6, 2007
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Sludge Kid

A “Sludge Kid” is a term generally used to describe a fairly indecent human being, typically being male. Factors typically include a guppy face with a stern fat-to-muscle radium of 64%. Sharing many similarities with the infamous boo-boo kid, sludge kids have a lethal toxicity, a result from all of the sunnyd they ingest. Studies suggest that there are approximately 2.5 billion sludge kids today, and rising with a staggering rate.
sludge kid wake up; you’re up to bat!
by JuciGmon July 5, 2019
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kid-at-heart

A personality trait that defines a grown up who acts or becomes very youthful or possibly childish when it comes to certain things i.e. Favourite foods.

A kid at heart is one who is usually not too serious.
Girl: "Hey, I got your favourite cake again."
Guy: "Yessss, thank you lol!"
Girl: "Haha, you're such a kid-at-heart!"
by MrMagnificentMedia September 15, 2013
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