when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards
person: aight so you know uncle T?
jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)
Person: (smiles)
jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)
person: aight so the other day . . .
jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap
person (chuckles)
jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)
person is the king of the tards
jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)
Person: (smiles)
jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)
person: aight so the other day . . .
jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap
person (chuckles)
jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)
person is the king of the tards
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¹ A Person, A Person's pet, or an Animal, who displays a bewildering ignorance which makes a perfectly normal retarded person seem like Albert Einstein.
² Someone so infuriatingly foolish, and absurdly idiotic.
³ One who causes a disruption in life which prone to cause high blood pressure, anger, and/or outrage, and in some cases, name calling and even Murder over the incident.
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¹ A Person, A Person's pet, or an Animal, who displays a bewildering ignorance which makes a perfectly normal retarded person seem like Albert Einstein.
² Someone so infuriatingly foolish, and absurdly idiotic.
³ One who causes a disruption in life which prone to cause high blood pressure, anger, and/or outrage, and in some cases, name calling and even Murder over the incident.
³ Dippy + Dumb + Imbecile + Dumbass ÷ a Foolish Fucker = This type of person.
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