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potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.
I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.
by phillydrifter September 2, 2010
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Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.
She’s one salty potato.
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
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Elliptical potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on an elliptical trainer, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from sitting positions
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, stationary bike potato.
Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i elliptical potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be an elliptical potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.
by keichix November 1, 2009
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potato language

WHY THE HECK ARE U SEARCHING THIS UP STOOPID- anyway. Potato language can also be identified as potatian and is mostly the opposite of English even though it are written in the same texts, accents and grammar but it is ONLY used for the word of bOOtiful potatoz

BY THE non-binary pOtAtO
for example, to say your pretty in potato language you would simply say your OOgly
by non-binary pOtAtO :> July 6, 2020
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potato bagging

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!
by Johnxt1 October 9, 2015
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couple potatoes

When you give something a few minutes or seconds. Used to describe an unexact time.
Hey Lin, I'm gonna be a couple potatoes late to work today.
by Potatoe tomatoe June 11, 2017
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vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.
Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.
by The Zaisian May 15, 2015
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