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Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash
by safekid420 March 13, 2015
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Splash mouth

When you are so thirsty and take a sip of water and your lips don’t hit the glass you just splash mouthed

You are talking to a room full of people after drinking a large glass of water and you just spray everyone you have just splashed mouth
When Steve got up to the staged he splash mouthed before beginning his set as lead singer of his band
by Sbaldy October 13, 2018
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Splash Padded

(Verb) - When a girl is laying on your back and you fart into her vagina.
Bro, I just splash padded the fuck outta my girl this weekend. The vibration turned her on!
by Milano325i August 17, 2019
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Silesian Splash

Filling your anus with water from a fountain by sitting on it, holding for a moment and squirting it on a nearby passerby.
I bet you a beer you won’t Silesian Splash those people right there.
Yeah? Watch me!
by Massiver October 18, 2021
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Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash
by 5533X3 November 16, 2020
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Splash

Splash is a phrase used by basketball players all over the country. If one could merely exhort "splash" in lieu of a "good shot" or "bang."
*steph curry shoots* " SPLASH "
by Q (from da lab) July 17, 2021
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The 27 Splash

The act of making someone else's girlfriend squirt. The term references a combination of Houston Astros #27 Altuve hitting it the ball out of the park. There's also an element of someone cheating, usually the wife/gf in this case.
Bull: Why you mad bro?
Boyfriend: I had to change my sheets because you gave my girl The 27 Splash!
by el samich dirty January 29, 2023
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