Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 19, 2012

Jared Joke

Dry ass joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"

by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020

Jared

19 and illiterate

“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”

by Step-daddy October 18, 2021

Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor

Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.

by LevMehArone January 25, 2022

Jared Absher

Jared Absher is a person with a small dick and likes jerking off to feet pics.

Look at that Jared Absher being a total homo!

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszx July 13, 2022

Jared

Jared more like daddy he gets all them girls, and boys ;) he low key pulls and is really hot it’s just cool how much he pulls and is hot

Jared pulls Tegan

by Coolab July 6, 2021

Jared

a gay man with autism

ah shit its Jared RUN

by colddinner July 10, 2020