Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

Greasy Railroad

The act of ejaculating onto a girl’s braces while she smiles.

Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”

Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”

by MFE.51101 October 5, 2021

Greasy bap

Someone who hasn't showered in 2-3 WEEKS

look at darraghs hair he definitely a greasy bap

by CjBoy October 8, 2021

Greasy Duck

When a turd is shot from one mouth to the other making a “duck like” face to more easily yeet the turd properly.

Colton and Paige enjoyed playing a game of greasy duck nude on the patio.

by RachMyz87 September 10, 2021

Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted

I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula

by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022

Greasy Spoon

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.

Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.

by Josheau the Bald June 2, 2021

Greasy Joystick

When you shove chicken fingers up your ass

Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick

Ryan: I’m sorry man chill

by anonymous June 8, 2021