emma and diego

perfect people bound to fall in love with one another

wow that’s the dream couple right there
I wish me and my boyfriend were like emma and diego

by urbigjuciymomma December 22, 2021

thee diego guzman

usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.

Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"

Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"

Priest: "not even god can help you now"

by truth999 March 15, 2017

Pulling a Diego

When you steal your friends lap top and look up porn (as a joke)

Jake: Dude Lucas looked up porn on Jaden's Mac!
Ishaan: Ah, he's pulling a Diego

by Lelthatfaggot May 06, 2016

Pulling A Diego

Ruining a happy relationship , just to fail to keep the relationship with the girl you stole

Damn man, you about to pull a diego?, yeah man I’m pulling a diego

by ShortStack227 April 14, 2019

San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time

Dude, I just got a San Diego Jackhammer

by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018

Diego Valdes Garza

A sexy TexMex cowboy

Diego Valdes Garza got swag

by Daddylittlegirl May 28, 2024

Diego Licker

someone who licks diego , the hottest most sexiest man alive

oh my god bro youre such a diego licker

by stratzergagzer June 11, 2022