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The Dirt Man 

The Dirt Man is a mythological entity familiar to North American culture. The origin of the myth is unknown, but it bears similarities to the familiar childhood myths like the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny. Where these myths diverge is in perceived alignment, and the age demographic. The tooth fairy and Easter bunny are known to be positive, well-meaning entities whereas the dirt man is a negative, frightening one, and is believed in by many adult men.

The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.
"We're guys, we keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town. I keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, so he won't take me down to his lair."
Currently the best movie on Netflix which dives into the history of how Mötley Crüe formed and an insight into their personal lives.
The Dirt is hands down the best movie on Netflix
The Dirt by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026

wet the dirt 

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex
Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first
wet the dirt by brazildude April 6, 2015

Shovel the dirt 

An vicious anal pounding you will never forget.
"I heard you were making a garden. Lemme come over and shovel the dirt."
Shovel the dirt by RapAttack June 6, 2018

Past the dirt 

Loving someone even after death. Loving them beyond the grave.
Past the dirt by Mrs. Mo$t December 16, 2020