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trump card

A phrase used way too much in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Kaiba:Yugi! This is my trump card! Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon!
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Boiler Card

When one person has sex with another double their age.
Mark (age 24) has sex with Mary (age 48). Mark has now earned his boiler card.
by Linkzerman April 11, 2014
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The Serious Card

The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.
John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?
by Sleepy Sasquatch September 8, 2011
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M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.
I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.
by MsRose1 November 21, 2010
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Green Card

Something that Mexicans try really hard to get or steal.
Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!

Antonio: There's one bad thing...

Julio: What?

Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.

Julio: OH SHIT!!
by WE DA MAN December 18, 2012
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Red Card

A girl gives a guy a red card when she has sex with him and doesn't tell him she's on her period.
My girlfriend gave me a red card last night. I had no idea she was on her period til i pulled out and freaked out.
by theclew August 27, 2013
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Baseball Cards

DIRTY PICTURES sent through texting, email or wallet sized
When you send someone a picture is it like sending them a baseball card; like this is what I look like when I'm playing and these are my stats.

There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:

Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.

High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.

Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.

Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.
by Vig Monster August 21, 2011
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