Slippy Wank

A super special wank where the lady oils her hands up and slowly wanks off her lucky fella to a huge jizz explosion

Kate thought she would spoil Danny by oiling up for a nice slow saturday night slippy wank. Jizz got EVERYWHERE.

by Misskittybubble December 2, 2018

wank over

To obsess over someone/something to the extreme.

All that Audi drivers do is wank over horsepower.

by NE7_SHAGGER September 29, 2018

Golden Wank

Jerking off with a condom on

Oscar is doing a golden wank in his room

by Ya Boi 6969 April 21, 2016

shank wank

The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.

I'm gonna have me a shank wank!

by efildrot September 24, 2013

Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

Wank Fluid

The substance a man will ejaculate after masturbating. Otherwise known as sperm or jizz .

"I was pulling on my dick for about ten minutes last night before I ejected my wank fluid."

by odin_191 May 18, 2015

Ballistic wank

When you wank so hard, your cum makes a hole in the roof.

I took a ballistic wank this morning.

by Misterymissile August 31, 2020