Neck Worthy

When something is so cringey that you think that hanging (necking) yourself is the only solution to relieve yourself of this pain.

Bertram: Did you see this Pokemon Go themed Harambe tribute music video?
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.

by Illutundran Conundrum September 3, 2016

crumby neck

the art of crumbs that accumulates on ones chest while eating in bed

"Yo, you've got crumby neck again!"

"Maybe I'll just put it back in the bag."

by kmj72099 June 14, 2010

Sweaty Neck

A tryhard, usually in a video game

Dude, stop being such a sweaty neck, I'm just trying to have fun.

by SHMOO_22 June 9, 2018

Croak Neck

Croak neck is the large amount of neck fat that hangs outside of a heavy set man’s collar when wearing a button up shirt. Croak neck derives from the similar appearance to a frog’s neck or vocal sac.

Burt had trouble doing up the top button on the collar of his shirt because of his large croak neck.

by Tsumi420 June 27, 2018

Neck Oil

Neck Oil is a colloquial term for beer - implying that it keeps your throat “lubricated” with those delicious delicious hops.

Could I please get a pint of neck oil mate?

by MikeNolan420 March 24, 2022

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Muffin Neck

When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck

John Goodman has a muffin neck.

by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013