Teddy Ruxpin

Animatronic toy from the 80s made by Worlds of Wonder. Plays special animated cassette tapes in his back. Can be paired with another animatronic toy named Grubby, who is an octopede. Teddy Ruxpin is very nice and loves to go on adventures with his friends all of Grundo!

Hey, i heard you just got a Teddy Ruxpin off of eBay

by Sidewalk Surfboard May 26, 2019

Tedcruzing

The act of using Santorum to orally stimulate the penis of the man whom created the Santorum.

After getting brutally fucked in the ass by Donald Trump, he was asked if he would be Tedcruzing afterwards. He happily agreed.

by Mushu84 January 9, 2021

tedmond

The best boy in the world. He’s so hot and smart. He’s Asian and eats rice.

Bro tedmond is so cool, look at him eating rice!

by Tedurban11 February 2, 2022

Tedard

A Tedard is a Talentless Egotistical Dumb Ass Race Driver. Only Found in NASCAR, these drivers typically are ungrateful for their opportunities, rarely if ever take responsibility for their short comings, always blaming their equitment, other drivers and crew. They don't have the natural talent to compete at the highest levels so NASCAR must reconfigure tracks, change rules and redesign cars to compensate for their small dicks. If sighted in the wild, treat with hostility, disrespect and if captured drop off at McDonalds so they can start their next job.

Matt "That team has the best equitment, why are they always underperforming?"
Cassie "Driver is a Tedard. Given his ride because he brought sponsorship"

by Kaufman01 March 22, 2022

A Teddy Roosevelt

An alcoholic beverage that consists of a beer, a shot of vodka, a shot of whiskey, a shot of rum and crushed adderal all mixed into a beer bong.

A Teddy Roosevelt will fuck you up.

by tripsaplenty May 23, 2011

Teddy

Someone who is all about the drip

Person A: Why are you wearing Supreme?
Teddy: Coz it's all about the drip

by #virgin September 5, 2019

Teddy Fresh

Clothing company created by Hila and Ethan Klein (h3h3productions) in 2018

Known for their quirky and colorful designs Teddy Fresh has quickly established itself as the clothing company for creative and comfy clothes.

Person 1: Duude, have you seen the new collection from Teddy Fresh?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome! Hila is so good at designing clothes!

by Egoraptosaurus October 4, 2019