tart liability

What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.

Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?

by QuacksO March 23, 2025

pop tart

best breakfast for collage students. for lunch, they might have ramen noodles...

yah, i woke up, checked the time, and rushed out of bed to get to class. I only had time to eat a pop tart... like testerday

by lIl0FISH May 9, 2018

Pop Tart

The most attractive woman on a military installation.

Maj Smith is the Pop Tart.

by Rocky, the squi and Bullwinkle January 13, 2011

Gi-tarted

When giloh is high and spits the craziest freestyles

Bro look at giloh he’s Gi-tarted rn

by Q-lord April 19, 2022

Tart

V./n. Sucking a fart out of someone's ass and holding it in like a bong rip.

Man, did you see how long that dude held in that tart?! Or...
Man, that guy is such a tart...

by Bragitup April 20, 2017

tart and sausage

what the british call period sex

“hey bro! is it her time of the month yet?” “yeah bro, i’m going for the tart and sausage tonight”

by myemm December 10, 2022

tart

A shortened version of the word “Retard” used by people in need of a short way to insult someone for being foolish.

“Bro, you belong in a pop tart package”

by Big Brolic Black Gay Male April 7, 2022