While a girl gives a guy a blowjob, the guy proceeds to headlock her using his legs. Then, the girl in order not to die of asphyxiation she taps his arms like Connor McGregor did to Khabib Nurmagomedov.
Dude 1- How was with Jessica last night?
Dude 2- She agreed to try extreme stuff but she McGregor Tapped the moment I tried to choke her!
Dude 2- She agreed to try extreme stuff but she McGregor Tapped the moment I tried to choke her!
by cheeks clapper 69 November 14, 2022
Get the McGregor Tapmug. by nugsosekc August 6, 2015
Get the casual tapmug. (verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
Get the Tap the moosemug. To sleep with a girl and then break off the relationship
Used in similar cases as "one night stand"
Only used in reference to males
Used in similar cases as "one night stand"
Only used in reference to males
Steve: What do you think of Sarah's new boyfriend? He seems like a pretty nice guy.
Jimmy: Nah, he's just gonna tap and roll.
Jimmy: Nah, he's just gonna tap and roll.
by George D. Stephenson April 12, 2011
Get the Tap and Rollmug. by Baby Steps Angel October 8, 2017
Get the mercy tapmug. A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap
by Jayba11s May 1, 2018
Get the Tap and crapmug. by realist_98 May 1, 2011
Get the Clam tapmug.