Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.

Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”

by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007

Bone Sword

An erection that a man intends to use as a weapon.

Bitch, I am going to stab you with my bone sword!

by brnbasler March 8, 2010

bored sword

A man engaging in masturbation.

I feel frustrated. I think I'll bored sword to pass the time.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

sword art online 2

sword art offline with new charecters...

¨have you seen sword art online 2?it´s Amazing¨ then everybody died THE END

by FirewallCZ March 13, 2017

sword huffler

someone that shuffles words and uses spoonerism. waw, He/She/They is such a Sword Huffler, I hate it but I can't control my laugh.

fun fact: the Dutch word is 'Huivelaar'

shall we Pake Banncakes later?? - damn you're such a Sword huffler..

by Flombo September 23, 2022

Carry your sword

The capability of chaos and slaughter, but the pride to keep it inside you.

"Carry your sword, always. Dark days will come when you must unsheath it"

by Undeadpilgrim9456 February 11, 2023

3 Sword Style

the act of jerking off two guys, one in each hand, while sucking off a third guy.

Zoro had his mouth and hands full giving Luffy, Sanji, and Franky the 3 Sword Style!

by Hobner August 22, 2024