Sweaty Randy

The act of pouring buckets of strangers' sweat on oneself whilst performing or recieving anal sex

It took Jessica and I a whole day of collecting other people sweat, but by the end of the day we had completed a sweaty randy.

by Ono man gin August 4, 2016

Sweaty Madden Player

People who get zero pussy

Dude that sweaty madden player gets absolutely zero hoes.

by TheUrbanDictionaryGuyHandleWas March 30, 2022

Sweaty Shawarma

A big Arabs sweaty johnson.

Mohammed: Joseppi, you’re really sweaty. Do you have a sweaty shawmara?
Joseppi: Yes Habibi, I have a sweaty shawarma.

by Strudel Stroker May 21, 2024

Sweaty sergeant

A ‘sweaty sergeant’ is constanly the leader in a game (usually self appointed) and doesnt go outside. This person will shout orders and useless tactical advice down the mic. these players need constant reminders that it is a game and not a real life military operation.

“This guy is such a sweaty sergeant”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

Sweaty Closet

When a group of friends, usually 3+, get in a small closet and hotbox with pot.

"Hey bros, let's go hop in my Sweaty Closet!"

by Spoodes July 13, 2016

sweaty deathbed

Referred to your bed in the lowest state of your depression. Hence waking up in sweat everyday.

Sorry I cant come to the pub today I'm in a sweaty deathbed

by cheesegreater June 22, 2021

Sweaty monger

Kacper Sasiela

Kacper Sasiela is a little sweaty monger/

by 3213223434 June 14, 2018