Strokey Nonce

Someone who doesn’t stop being a massive nonce

Corey Wigham? He’s a right fucking strokey nonce.

by NCP 123👏 October 22, 2018

Cock Stroke

An effect on the head of the penis from excessive and/or overly vigorous masturbation, in which a blood vessel bursts and blood leaks within the head of the penis causing discomfort for days. Very much like a CVA (cerebral vascular accident) or stroke, however more accurately described as a PVA (penile vascular accident)

I was vigorously masturbating last night and then pow it hits me... there was blood all over the tip of my cock except it was under the skin ... cock stroke.

by Doc October June 17, 2009

Cat Stroker

Rubbing your balls all up on a cat as it was your wife.

I'm a Cat Stroker because my cats don't love me

by I live Down with the KKK January 16, 2010

Feet Stroke

When you're laying in bed in the summer and your feet get so hot, the level of uncomfortablness is he equivalent to heat stroke

Wife:Pull of the covers I'm getting feet stroke!
Husband:Alrighty my feet are a bit hot also dearest!

by Miss Gracey Lou Who 1990 June 2, 2011

Asian Stroke

a short dick male, or someone without a rather large penis, someone who lacks the greatness trait in the bedroom.

dude had asian stroke his dick shorter than amber roses hair.

by greatman August 5, 2012

stoked

Synonym for excited.
usually used by white guys. usually preps or surfers. this word should be banned.

I'm totally stoked for this saturday! but make sure i'm home by curfew!

by Tanya October 30, 2004

stronked

To be drunk and high.

Dude, we were at this party last night and we got STRONKED.

by drperpper December 31, 2011