stool status 

the consistency of your shit

"How is your stool status today?"

stool status by ahymusic October 8, 2017

Blink Status

The point you reach when incredibly fucking high
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting

Jack: Yo check out Jay’s eyes
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status

Blink Status by BlinkGang March 8, 2018

Fartial Status

Basically, how gassy you are. A Fartial Status can be checked after eating at a place that gives you the shitz, such as Chipotle, Taco Bell, McDonald's, and many others.

A fartial status can be ranked on a scale of "I'm fine...", to "SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!!!!"

Person 1: My stomach hurts like Hell...
Person 2: How is your fartial status?
Person 1: I think I'm gonna explode when we get in the car.
Person 2: Oh Hell no! If it's THAT bad, you're walking! You're not stinking up my sick whip!

Fartial Status by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Greg Status

Of great quality; above and beyond average

Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures

Greg Status by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020

Cheese Status 

Its the amount of smegma you have

guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status

guy 2: what does that mean

Cheese Status by YeBoiCheese May 24, 2021

L status

Someone who has an L opinion and thinks their original but their really just uncool and not funny

Who…? Cares
L status

L status by Zmoqov December 3, 2021

permanent greenlight status 

When you are so desperate that you are willing to bang any chick even ones with messed up grills. abb. (PGS)

"You must be on permanent greenlight status cause you were fuckin the shit out of that uggo last night"

permanent greenlight status by Jake and Will May 30, 2006