united states

Canada's dirty underpants...

United States =the dirty south.

by SyriusFerreal November 19, 2010

Satisfaction

Gratification found in doing something/someone.

I can uninstall all the bs that lets you see everything I do on my laptop and continue to get satisfaction by solving crimes by myself; like I've done for years on my literally half a dozen laptops that have gone to the laptop gods.

by PineappleJuice May 4, 2015

Satisfied

what you are after great sex

OMG u gave me 19 orgasms, i'm so satisfied

by NymphoQueen June 15, 2008

statist

A new word in the healthcare debates that means to "make the insurance companies insure".

"I am glad Obamacare was approved by the Supreme Court."

"Oh, you are a STATIST".

by Chris0101 July 17, 2012

Confederate States of America

The Southern states in the Civil war from 1861-1865 Consisted of 13 states: Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Missouri, Louisiana, Texas, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, and Mississippi. Believed in States Rights and killed alot of Yankee Bastards but fought hard and lost

Tom: Hey Bill did you know Missouri is awesome and the rest of the south is too? Bill: No its not go Union and Obama is awesome !! We will be the Communist Union of the North. Tom: Youre going to burn in hell for eternity Bill We will cecede from you pigs and kill you all and be the Conservitive Republic of America and all our people will be happy and go to heaven becuase WE GO TO CHURCH !!! COnfederate States of America

by Dr.Redneck September 19, 2010

united states of america

A pretty cool country with a not-so-cool President. A ton of the population is Christian, lots of guys are obsessed with sports, hunting, and/or racing, lots of fat rednecks, etc. Maybe 85% of the population is made up of intelligent people, while the other 15% includes people like our President. Many other countries bash the U.S., thinking that we're all stupid. Not so. We're pretty dang rich and powerful, but we should donate to, like, the needy. And the environment.

President: Let's go to Iraq because a group of terrorists who blew up some towers say they're from Iraq.

Japanese/British/French/etc. person: The United States of
America sucks! If you're from the U.S. you're an idiot! Your IQ is, like, 10!

Foreign Internet Nerd Hacker Person: i will hack the united states of america!... here we go... aw crap firewalls.

by drowningfish March 1, 2008

Textual Satisfaction

When you orgasm after reading explicit text messages, also known as sexting.

Man 1: She sure knows how to talk dirty. She was sexting me all night.
Man 2: Did you get some textual satisfaction?

by Hermione1234 May 22, 2011