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squink

A succulent type of animal found deep down around the UK. Not to be confused with squids, squinks are more delicate and are dark pink.
Person 1: Bro, stop being such a Squink.

Person 2: Woah! That's racist, atleast add something after, like squink-tard or squink-head or just anything. Otherwise it's just like calling a black person black. It just doesn't make sense.
by Cement_Eater September 3, 2022
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first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022
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QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.
This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!
by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022
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NO squirt September

No squirt September , or NSQ, Is where for the whole month of September girls who play with themselves or thinking about getting dicked down won’t be able to. This is a challenge for girls not to do anything freaky to themselves or with any guys that will get them wet.
Isaiah: "Baby u tryna get dicked down tn?"
Vivian: "No babe, I'm tryna pass No squirt September."
Isaiah: "What's that?"
by George gets play November 5, 2022
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Sea Squirt

"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."
by my name thor November 14, 2022
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squirt princess

when a fem presenting person squirts a lot or makes a lot of squirting content
"Have you seen her latest post? The squirt princess strikes again."
by anonjeypeg February 1, 2023
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Squirt

by None Harlem February 13, 2023
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