face-squeeze

The face made when all the cheek muscles are squeezing your eyes together

It’s so cute after she kisses me. She does the face-squeeze and giggles.

by Mywhatdidyousay May 2, 2018

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018

Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!

Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

by calfsquezers December 31, 2018

Pleeze squeeze theeze

What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.

Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!

by QuacksO May 2, 2019

Lemon squeeze

The act of friends getting together and telling each other what they don’t like about each other and resolving the problem.

I think we need a lemon squeeze this weekend tonya has been really rude lately

by Ladybug 33 September 16, 2019

Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.

Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.

by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019

Cheese Squeeze

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.

Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.

by JugChugger December 14, 2019