lemon squeeze

Pour fresh lemon juice in an open vagina

Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze

by Jeha May 15, 2015

Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.

I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

by Mel July 16, 2008

squeeze the greens

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.

"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."

by ckm June 18, 2006

Squeeless

Originating from squeeling or telling on people when and getting them in trouble. Telling someone they are a squeel or squeeless or squeeler are all acceptable ways of calling someone a squeeless. Basically when someone is being an idiot or says something retarded or does something retarded.

Quit squeelin you McSqueeler. You are such a squeeless.

by Man.... WE'RE GOOD November 18, 2009

Squeezeball

(n) A term of endearment among friends.

Mason: Whats up squeezeball?
Scott: Hello friend, how are you?

by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

Squeener

A thin long penis, the opposite of a chode. Can also be compared to a pencil-dick.

dude i did you here about johns pencil-dick? Yea i heard it was a reel squeener.

by original squeen November 22, 2011

squeeze the weiner

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.

Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.

by SqueezeTheWeiner December 11, 2011