A splook is a little ball of shit that hits the toilet water and creates a perfect ssplash that douses your asshole with a shock of cold water. The sound it makes is very onomatopoeic.
So I was reading the sports section when a splook soaked my butt and I almost dropped my phone in the john
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"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"
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Sploofa is dog shit
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When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.
When tiredness overrules societal rules, and full sleep is achieved in random or shockingly uncomfortable places.
Dude check out Jerry. He splooted on the floor; he must be cashed.
Wow, that’s one awkward sploot…he’s gonna wake up with some weird lines.
Wow, that’s one awkward sploot…he’s gonna wake up with some weird lines.
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Get the Sploog-e mug.masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*
mason:*splooge*
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