speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 27, 2010

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

by Mr Special September 11, 2021

speak to that

"Speak to that": Usually asked as a question, does one have carnal knowledge of another. Synomymous with "Have you taped that?"

Dude, she's hot. Can you speak to that?

by --A June 17, 2005

Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent

Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”

by myleslikesman April 5, 2022

Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.

"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."

by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021

Vedder Speak

A deeply poetic language spoken by an ancient 1990's showman. It sounds exactly like how you would thought plaid would sound.

"REEE UHH..RAMMAHAMMALINGLONG.
MOTHERHUBBARDSDINGDONG! Ooh..yea!"

Oh, Vedder Speak. Such a poetic language. Never change.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

I speak keyboard...

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mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
qazwxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
qzwxecrvtbynumiopasdfghjkl
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp
azertyuiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbn
qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm
~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~
qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm
zaxscdvfbgnhmjklqwertyuiop
qsefthukoawdrgyjilzxcvbnm
qaswedfrtghyjukilop
azsxcdvfbgnhmjkl

i speak keyboard...

by  September 21, 2022