When you are having sex with a women from behind and club her unconscious. Then proceed to tie the the worlds most majest of all the birds, the albatross, to her back. Then have a REAL pirate rape her when she awakens. Real pirate is needed for unmatched authenticity. Flaming Albatross is optional.
Man 1: Man, she put up a real fight when I gave her the Soggy Sailor.
Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.
this is a two or three day process where the man eats very shitty for a couple of days till his bowel movement resembles soggy ground beef, at that point we are ready for step two, the woman will lay on her back putting her legs as far back as she can revealing her vagina into something reminiscient of hard taco sheel then the man will poop his very soft liquid excrement into her vagina proceding to eat it, hence the soggy taco
A sexually racial slur that refers to when a female of darker skincolor has masculine seminal fluidital remains pooling in the crevices of her facial structure
"Dude, did you hear what jack did to Melissa?"
"Yeah, I heard she looked like soggy toast!"