A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017
Get the closet snakemug. 1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.
2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.
1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.
2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.
2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.
by Noh Panse October 30, 2007
Get the snake's suspendersmug. by yktv764 June 11, 2019
Get the designer snakemug. by Raunchy Lou June 30, 2019
Get the womb snakemug. by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010
Get the snake poomug. A snake pile is when multiple males (6-12) stack their flacid penises on top of one another. the group than proceeds to move the pile in a vigorous front to back motion until they all climax.
by Hero of the party October 28, 2021
Get the Snake Pilemug. when a certain individual is very secretive about what girls he is talking too. A common attribute of being a slimey snake includes 1. Not telling your best mates anything. 2. Hiding your texts from your friends. 3. being really sneaky and slimey. 4. sneaking of when your supposed to be out with your "so called friends"
1. whilst playing a game of fifa deliberately stopping the game to be a slimey snake.
2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"
2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"
by mr.shore June 19, 2011
Get the slimey snake.mug.