dominic the small dwarf 

a dwarf thats cries randomly and gets someone to eat him at night to cry randomly.

dominic the small dwarf is so small he cries randomly.

dominic the small dwarf by Better Player March 26, 2019

national murder your small friends day 

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.

Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

national murder your small friends day by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020

Big T Small p 

Reference to Donald J. Trump, whose last name is spelled with a big "t" and a small "p". Play on "big talk, small penis". Refers to a person who makes loud and annoying claims to make up for deep insecurities.

"You know that Donald J.? He's the real deal, tells it like it is, right?"
"Naw, he just talks big. Big T Small p, know what I mean?"

Big T Small p by millstone December 30, 2021

That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind 

A famous quote said by Neil Armstrong when he set foot on the moon

During his flight to the moon in an Apollo 11 rocket, Neil Armstrong stated, “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind by bluestinger66 March 21, 2023

National Prove Your D Isn’t Small 

You have the right to ask someone to prove they don’t have a shrimp. They must not back down today..

Ally: I am so sad, I think Johnny has a small d. Maria: It’s okay, since today is “National Prove Your D Isn’t Small” you can ask him! Ally: Really??? Maria: Yes!

National Prove Your D Isn’t Small by Dontbackdown671 April 19, 2020

Worlds smallest violin 

What you play for literally anyone who gets the golden buzzer on Americas got talent

AGT Contestant : "I went blind when I was 4 yrs old..."
Me: oh boo hoo, I'll play you a song on the worlds smallest violin

Judge *gives contestant the golden buzzer*

Worlds smallest violin by AR12RR88GB May 26, 2020

small penis 

A penis which is small. Generally held by those less gifted, not just white people. Medical facts have given explanations for that urban myth and have proven it wrong.

Damn son, you're hung like a field mouse!

small penis by LuDa May 22, 2003