ass in a sling

have one’s ass in a sling
to be dejected or hurt; to be pouting; to be in trouble. (Usually objectionable. Have got can replace have.)

She’s got her ass in a sling because she got stood up.

by Morpork46 August 11, 2017

Cincinnati Cum Slinger

The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!

"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."

by brian bays May 7, 2018

fuck it im saying it

a phrase that prefaces a controversial or unpopular opinion. can be based or just downright horrible in some cases

man 1: fuck it im saying it, communism is the best remedy to all needs

man 2: ....

man 1: in a video game...

by SuperGrafics June 20, 2021

I never thought I'd be saying this

A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.

To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.

by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020

purple headed yogurt slinger

noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy

Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.

by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006

blue skying

A business term for stepping back from the details of a task or project, to brain storm or refresh your mind by taking a look at the big picture.

"Listen, we're running out of ideas here. I say we take things up to 10,000 feet and try blue skying for a bit. Who is our target demographic?"

by mcmacs April 20, 2010

Skying

- When high or stoned

- To be out of it or have no clue what's happening

- She was so high she was skying

by fliierhygher May 12, 2009