Self-proclaimed asshole

When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.

Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.

by Solid Mantis August 13, 2017

self conditioning

It is developing attitude by awareness and practice to teach self control in negative past habits that cause harm and taking up habits that are more positive and constructive. Effective conditioning brings about changes in your thoughts, feelings, beliefs and behaviors.

Bola practiced self conditioning to become an optimist.

by Flicka06 April 19, 2018

seldin

A straight up legend at soccer and can take anyone’s ankles, hottest guy a girl will ever meet, overall he just the guy of any girls dreams

Aye bro have you seen Seldin today, he’s looking like snack!

by Ankle breaker May 13, 2018

self-control

something i don't have

guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"

me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."

by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018

self abuse

masturbation

idk how to put self abuse in a sentence lol

by head? April 17, 2020

Self-Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.

So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?

by Glimmer October 21, 2020

self masturbatory

This is how you describe someone who strokes their ego or virtue signals (to and around others)

Bob: why do people keep putting their names on urban dictionary?
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory

by The Feelgoods December 13, 2020