Oh my god, I'm out past curfew! I'm so screwed when I get home!
Me and my girlfriend screwed last week.
Me and my girlfriend screwed last week.
by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 3, 2020
Get the Screwmug. Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020
Get the Because screw you, that's whymug. Person 1: (Forgets to wind up the music box, so pop goes the weasel plays)
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
Person 2: the official you're screwed theme.
by Godzilla2019 December 3, 2021
Get the You're Screwed Thememug. this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .
by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021
Get the Screw-you Drivermug. When a male defecates into a females vagina, then proceeds to make love to her with the faceas still inside of her.
Female 1: What happened to you last night?
Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!
Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!
Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
by RustyWelshys October 6, 2012
Get the Rusty Screwmug. Unscrewing a Chair
by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011
Get the Screwing A Chairmug. Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 5, 2022
Get the Walsall screw melonmug.