Samuel

Samuel is a sweet, caring, handsome, glorious monarch. he tends to be a nerd at sometimes but other than that he's so cool and I love samuel!

Ronan: Samuel is so hot and love him please text me
Me: ayo!

by Utipaps July 12, 2023

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Is a faggot who no one likes, hes a fat whale and when hes swimming you can notice him from a mile away, he stinks like poo and fish, he looks like a black horse with shit all over his face

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH A KID NAMED SAMUEL !!!

by sick lad te October 01, 2019

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Always gets in trouble by teachers and yet still argues with them, he is a really nice person and a perfect friend, but at times it may seem like he is going through a stage. he says he is straight, but his voice sounds otherwise and his attitude is of a 15-year-old black girl.

teacher: 'Samuel, leave the classroom now'
Samuel: 'but what did I dooooo, what did I dooooo'
teacher: 'Samuel now'
Samuel: 'fucking hell'

by datboisusperiodt... February 22, 2023

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Samuel is always that weird kid, probably dysfunctional in some way.

Has a Samuel ever had a real friend? (Except for them in his hallucination)

Well well, we can all agree that he is a perfect live-action actor for Sid, from Ice Age.

"Have u seen Samuel?"
"NO! But I can smell him from a distance..."

by SamuelDatWeirdKid November 25, 2021

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Samuel is tha goat also known as faaz "jah" 'throat SAMUEL goat ' Al

Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud (Arabic: سلمان بن عبد العزیز آل سعود Salmān ibn 'Abd al-'Azīz Āl Su'ūd, Najdi Arabic pronunciation: sælˈmæ n ben ˈʕæbd ælʕæˈzi z ʔæ l sæˈʕu d; born 31 December 1935) has been the King of Saudi Arabia and Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques since 23 January 2015.

Bro that guys such a goat he must be a mf SAMUEL 😈

by faaz "jah" throat SAMUEL goat July 01, 2020

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