Samuel

me:hey who is that
john:that is a stinky fat pedo
samuel:im not a pedo
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A leaf I have taped to my wall.
Why is there a leaf taped to your wall?

His name is Samuel.
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SWAGGGGGGGGGG
WOW LOOK ITS SAMUEL HES SO SWAGGGGGG
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Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma
"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"
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samuel is a penis
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Abbreviated to Sam, Samuel is an absoulte unit of a man, what many would call a 'hunk'. He plays no games unless its roblox because he means business. Probably does unusual activies that he pleads is completely normal, eg.. Reading for 12 hours straight. A true Samuel is a rare find.
'Argh my car broke down'
'Don't wory, I'll get Samuel to lift it'
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Samuel is a really dumb person that thinks he’s good at insulting people. His only insult is calling people emo or an idiot.
He thinks he is smart because he can multiply and divide. Samuel is always asking people if they want a medal but never gives them one. He is not smart btw.
Samuel: Wow I’m so dumb and emo.
Person: oh you must be a Samuel.
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