safiyan

An amazing guy, loves being around people and VERY LOUD

P1: have u meet safiyan the new kid he's awesome

by Neoculturetechnology March 20, 2018

saltyminion

someone who is extremely superly absolutely in LOVE with tsukishima, just obsessed with this man named Tsukishima Kei from volleyball anime Haikyuu!!

tsukishima: arara gomez
saltyminion: 😱😱😱😱😍😍😍😍 i loev you

by u wish u knew who i was lol February 22, 2021

Safety Harbor Middle School

a dirty ass school that is filled with emo lesbians and dirty ass bathrooms that smell like weed. cant forget the teachers only care about there fake ass grass🤣

how would you describe safety harbor middle school?

by 🫂🫂🫂🫂 September 6, 2021

Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.

Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.

by Marrley December 30, 2008

Safety Wank

The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.

Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."

by surpriseentry June 8, 2011

salty

When someone is sassy because they are frustrated or upset.

He got salty about me eating the last piece of cake.

by LaraMarie123 November 30, 2016

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003