retarded

Drunk to point of not being able to talk coherently.

I couldn't talk to this girl because I was retarded last night.

by Devon Knoll October 17, 2003

retarded

to be utterly stupid like no tomorrow

e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"

Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"

Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"

Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"

by Nadal the Retard September 15, 2010

POH Retarded

Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.

Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!

Guy 1: Are you frigging POH retarded?
Guy 2: He definitely is; Epic Fail.

by Pwnado February 24, 2009

Retarded

Definition: Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown is the worlds biggest retard for making Britain a living hell and absolutly pissing us all off.

Daniel: "Who the fuck is Gordon Brown?"
David: "the world biggest retard, he is so motherfucking retarded!"

by lossieloon2 February 5, 2009

cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

retarded

A person of average intelligence whose actions personify a mental deficiency

Sue is so retarded for dating that loser.

Don't be retarded, of course the team will suck this year!

by BaileyMac March 14, 2010

profoundly retarded

Fooley, Rocky Stallone

Fooley is profoundly retarded.

by SC July 22, 2003