taking it on the road

In reference to the shoddy job most road construction crews do.
A job that to the visible eye seems complete but is actually done half assed and sloppily.

To rush through a job or project in order to be done with it, cutting corners so as not to be detected by outsiders.

I don't really have time to make apple pie to bring to Thanksgiving Dinner so I'm taking it on the road and getting one from the corner bakery and I'll say it's mine.

by Pamann October 28, 2010

road log

To take a shit on the side of the road cuz u cant make it to the restroom before you crap your pants

Kenny had to take a mean shit on the way to Grandmas house, so he made me pull over and he dropped a road log.

by wamboozled June 2, 2014

road rules

some MTV show. Also see gay

if i have to see another episode of road rules, i will tear your spinal cord out of your back and strangle you with it.

by Lando July 12, 2003

Gravel Road

When the dirt road turns rocky with dingleberries and willnots.

I went down on that bitch, and drove her gravel road.

by Kimble Mooney March 2, 2008

road ally

a term used to describe another driver (usually unknown) when a sudden, unspoken bond of camaraderie forms, usually attributable to a number of factors including, but not limited to:
-Simultaneously cutting off another driver that is clearly driving "too slow"
-The driver to your rear is also breaking the speed limit, but without following too closely in an attempt to pressure you to go faster
-Fair and equal participation in a bout of road rage aimed at another driver

"Dude, the guy behind us totally cut that lady off, too. Seems we've got ourselves a road ally. Godspeed, good sir!"

by Chockeh March 14, 2008

Road Rip

The act of ripping a bong while operating a motor vehicle or riding in a motor vehicle.

whats a good spot to post to take these bong rips?
Lets just cruise and take road rips.

by pearlybluntz September 1, 2011

Road Game

When an individual spends a night away from home for reasons unrelated to business, family, friends or vacation. Usually for purposes of having sex with a straggler or strange person who is unwanted in the home.

Bill: Has anybody seen Brad? Chris: He played a road game last night with a straggler from Moe's.

by the plaza November 8, 2011