When you have liquid poop and you sit on the toilet let out a crap that sounds and feels like a shotgun blast. You turn and look in the toilet and it looks like someone poured coffee grounds around the toilet bowl.
by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006
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When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.
by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010
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Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.
Plankton: shit
Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.
Plankton: shit
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Are you going to the St. Patty's day parade (WRONG)
I was out at the pub for a few scoops on St. Patrick's Day. (RIGHT)
I was out at the pub for a few scoops on St. Patrick's Day. (RIGHT)
by ~Mc Lovin' March 21, 2017
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Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!
Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!
One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.
Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older
Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!
Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!
One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.
Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older
Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!
by Rpattz fan125! February 25, 2009
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Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain
Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson
Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson
by pandacoach-ricky November 5, 2009
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