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Pseudofed

The crappy, less-effective decongestants sold over-the-counter that don't require your personal I.D. to enter into the DEA database.
I ran out of Zyrtec-D, but I can't legally buy any until Thursday. Until then, I guess I'll just have to make due with some Pseudofed.
by Mick See February 14, 2012
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pseudointellectual fuck

A person who tries to inject themselves into conversations where they think they have relevant knowledge and impress those around them with aforementioned knowledge. These people are inevitably proven to be morons by those around them with more than a quarter of a brain. When ignored they usually go away, calling them on their bullshit is another route to dismiss the PIF.
Matt: "That Andrew tried to lecture me again about the Philosophy of Plato."

Phil: "Yeah that guy is a pseudointellectual fuck. If old faithful spewed steaming nonsense instead of water it would be called Andrew."
by the antiPIF February 4, 2010
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Pseudocoup

Can be pronounced like Sudoku if wordplay demands it. An attempt to overthrow the government that, due to both poor planning and execution, fails in an incredibly underwhelming fashion.
Due to the impromptu nature of its formation and execution, supporters of President Donald Trump attempted a pseudocoup in order to overthrow the confirmation of President-elect Joe Biden.
by NobodyIsHere27 January 14, 2021
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psuedo-lesbian

1. fake lesbian 2. a person with lesbionic tendencies that is not a lesbian
She could totally pass with that psuedo-lesbian vernacular, except that she's hot for dick.
by lala333 May 7, 2008
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Pseudocybersimiansymbiosis

Pseudo: fake, false

Cyber: computers or robotics

Simian: monkeys

Symbiosis: mutual


The illusion of augmented monkeys and humans living together in harmony.
At first, the advent of augmented monkeys seemed beneficial for humanity but a sinister conspiracy on behalf of the "little metallic furry friends" soon became apparent. The realization of the pseudocybersimiansymbiosis was too late.
by AbnormalBoy February 21, 2005
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pseudofriend

when a person acts nice to you like there your friend but are not really your friend.
For example the person at the checkout counter " have a nice day" ect. Or a cop its sir all over till they find pot in your car ect. then its put your fucking hands behind your back ect.
How many people that act like your friend would snitch on you if they knew you were growing pot ect.
That teacher is just a pseudofriend.
by Deep blue 2012 November 5, 2009
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psuedo nigger

A person of european descent who thinks they are black. They will exhibit traits normally associated with a stereotype black gangster type.
by John P James June 19, 2008
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