Beef Polo

Ass Hole

I walked in on my dad fingering his beef polo over pictures of me, it was sick.

by Meat Man 666 July 13, 2016

People Polo

The intense feeling of wanting to put a polo stick out the car window and use people or bicycles who carelessly put themselves in the path of your car as the puck.

Man, I just want to play people polo right now.

by DeeTasmania April 19, 2018

d-pology

a boyfriend's way of apologizing with dick, i.e SEX

Charlie felt bad about being late to my party, but his d-pology made me forget I was ever mad to begin with

by eatingboys November 27, 2017

Blah-pology

When someone makes an apology that is half-assed, unsatisfactory, or flippant.

It generally falls flat, and needs improvement.

Person 1: We were talking about it, and he didn't understand but he was super rude. He finally understood what I was saying, but it didn't go well.

Person 2: Did he apologize?
Person 1: It was a blah-pology. He tried.

by Diabhal August 8, 2018

Man Polo

A game played in a 30' by 30' room with sectional couches along all walls, by predominantly Greek men without the use of horses or mallets. Balls, however, are still integral to the game. A game of Man Polo generally lasts between 45 and 60 minutes, depending on stoppages. At half time, the rider becomes the horse.

Instead of playing football this Sunday, we've decided to play Man Polo instead.

by Yrtle19 September 27, 2018

Marco Polo

An ancient European explorer who taught everyone whom he met how to play golf and croquet from horseback.

Marco Polo and his followers may indeed have had intensely happy times with all their whooping and swinging while riding on horseback, and more power to them, I say. Still, I much prefer just sharing a quiet "strolling around on foot" mallets-and-balls game with my family and friends, thank you very much.

by QuacksO November 28, 2018

Bavarian polonaise

The sexual act of building a row of young virgins dressed in traditional Bavarian dirndl. The first in the row receives a cumshot in her mouth. Gargling the cum for at least a minute and then passing it to the next in the row.

Tonight we do an bavarian polonaise

by Z80 September 24, 2019