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Thot Process

Thot process - Verb
Definition: The process of picking out the skankiest, most revealing outfit you can find to catch the attention of a suitor that is suitable for a gold digger.
Brittany looked at her closet thinking to herself that wearing underwear would not go with her painted on leggings, crop top shirt with breasts spilling out and 6 inch stripper stilettos. When her outfit was put on, the thot process was complete.
by All the Lulz May 26, 2017
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harvey-priced

Verb - To cause lasting harm to an unborn featus by the consumption of alchol during pregnancy.
E.g. "I'm very to sorry to inform you that we have reason to believe you may have harvey-priced your child"
by louis1981uk June 21, 2016
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Procerus Capillus

A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.
Boy: I saw a tall demon thing in the woods!
Girl: It must have been Procerus Capillus.
by xPheonixx September 9, 2010
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procetard

A person who follows process to simply follow process blindly.
When your peers and management do something without reason. Much like charging up a mountain with a squirt gun to take down the machine gun turret simply because a process stated to do so; procetard.
by hatingdumbshit February 21, 2012
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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017
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processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.
He has a processed dick.
by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018
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Processed Cheese

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"
Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me
by What is YOUR handle?! October 4, 2018
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