packing

Any kind of anal sex

The guy on the bottom got his shit packed.

by Danzil October 27, 2003

pea-picking

The picking of peas.

Yesterday I want pea-picking with my grandmother.

by Deborah Browning March 22, 2010

poking squid

Slang term for female to give manual pleasure to herself during well-lubricated state.

I came home early from work to find my wife poking squid in the kitchen.

by Nathan Phillips September 18, 2008

Jet-packing

When one person carries another piggy-back, then runs past a group of victims yelling "JETPACK!". The person carried, the Jet-pack, releases a cloud of gas, similar to Crop dusting

Jet-packing: We were playing cards last night when Joe and Mary Jet-packed us, It was rancid!

by Qyark January 13, 2015

Berry Picking

When an older man prays on a younger woemn, usually a younger teenager. The young woman most likely has small breats, is relatively innocent looking, and is almost always a virgin.

Old Man 1: "So I went Berry Picking last night.
Old Man 2: "How'd it go?"
Old Man 1: "She was 14, and damn were those berries good!"

by Danger Crawford August 18, 2008

Packing Heat

When one takes a shit and the projectile travels so fast it splashes toilet water all over you.

After eating two cans of jalapeño frijoles, I was packing heat so bad that I had to use a towel to dry off!

by ElJedesote March 17, 2015

Gee Finger Poking

The process of toggling switches or options to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 5, 2008