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Carolina Panthers

A team that so far has decided to trust in the rabbit and not the turtle. No matter what kind of hype the media generates about the Super Bowl early, the team has blown itself out early before too, usually by about halfway through the season. A good start can quickly become a disaster, and injuries might have already cost the team one player for the rest of the season.
The turtle might not be as exciting or seem as special as the rabbit, since a lot of people notice things like speed, but they also notice the weaknesses that go with it when something goes wrong, and that is what the Carolina Panthers are headed for again if they put too much overconfidence in thinking like rabbits instead of looking at the whole season ahead, the whole picture before them. A league will show no mercy to a team that starts 3-0 and ends or 4-12, or 5-13, and there are plenty of people that want them to become fools, the laughing stock of the league. People that are not friendly to the club or its supporters.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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Finnish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Finnish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then jizzes directly in the hole thus ensuring pregnancy.
"We weren't sure if the mother was going to be able to live through the pregnancy after receiving the Finnish Textile Plant from her husband however we've realized the hole simplifies the birthday process."

-astounded medical professional

very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
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Sewage Treatment Plant

A popular venue under utilized by politicians where a whole city gathers constitutionally every day.
The Prime Minister will be speaking at the new Sewage Treatment Plant between 7am and 9am; a popular time of day when the majority of city residents sit down and share their collective opinions on the state of the union on paper.
by robloveboy December 16, 2012
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cara de plancha

Spanish phrase used by Americans of Mexican descendent. Means chewed up face. 😖 Something you would playfully say to someone who shows up with a sour look on their face. The phrase really translates to “iron face” but is meant more for a face that needs to be ironed.
What’s up cara de plancha! Why that look on your face? You haven’t had your coffee this morning?
by ursdpal February 15, 2018
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water treatment plant

Arbitrary buildings along your driving route that treat sewer water. These buildings are scapegoats for your nasty farts.
Jay passes a lot of water treatment plants while he’s driving bc he also passes a lot of gas.
Passenger: What’s that smell?
Jay: oh, that’s a water treatment plant right there!
by DoucheyMcDoucherson August 24, 2019
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Panther

the Male equivalent of a cougar. an attractive older man
that guy is a panther
by Dusty316 December 30, 2010
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panther

A new OS (10.3) for mac, far superior to any before it. Improved features, speed, stability... Fourth major OS revision in 3 years. Gets bashed by Windows users who have never used anything above OS9.
I installed Panther on my G4 Tower and it hasn't crashed since!
by Kerrigore December 3, 2003
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