A dry wank
"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
by zen123 July 29, 2016
Get the clay pigeon shootmug. When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!
by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021
Get the Pigeon shitmug. by Superius November 28, 2019
Get the Pigeonismmug. I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.
by 367 September 29, 2018
Get the Bathroom Homing Pigeonmug. A tattoo covered subterranean who obsesses over blackout on Xbox. Spends every waking hour looting houses and the backpacks of fallen adversaries. Known for dropping in the same spot everytime and complaining about there not being a backpack. Also known for demeaning teammates when they don't win in duos. The type of teammates that will call you all day, starting at 4 am, until sundown to play and then rage out when things go south. A gamer who has to grow on you before you can stand the sound of their raspy voice in game chat. A winner in the digital world; but, a real degenerate scumbags loser overall.
I used to.really like video games. Now every time I turn my box on some scummy digital Pigeon soldier sends me a barrage of invites.
by mau di dieu mau May 27, 2019
Get the Digital Pigeon Soldiermug. A bird which bobs its head when walking, assimilating the iconic human blowjob moves. Thus also known as the blowjob bird.
-Oh shit today my friend told me pigeons literally walks like sucking an imaginary dick. Now I can't undo that from my head!
-Why are you coming so late, you being blowjobbed by those pigeons on the square?
-Why are you coming so late, you being blowjobbed by those pigeons on the square?
by wankair October 12, 2022
Get the pigeonmug. They fly in, shit all over everything, and fly out. A cousin to the blue faclon but the fucking over is more global than individualized.
by Fbomber42 November 22, 2019
Get the Pigeon Leadershipmug.