paula opielka

Paula opielka is a lovely person. She always take care of people she loves and is one of the little bit shy ones. She is cute and wonderful she is one of the best types of human

"Everyone loves a Paula opielka cause she's smart and cute and always nice to everyone"

by Boodybitch January 12, 2017

phalangie

a tendon that expands off the penis and then is retrieved by the vagina

blaine's phalangie was taken by Skylar

by bananalover99 September 5, 2017

Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine off of someone's male sexual organ. Popularized by the TV Show 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'.

'Hey, how did your date with go?' 'Oh yeah, it went amazing! After dinner, we immediately hit it of with a Philadelphian Jockey!'

by EgorGeroev January 1, 2018

Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine of someone´s male sexual organ.

´Whoa, I´m so high off of my tits right now, I could let someone perform a Philadelphian Jockey on me!´

by EgorGeroev January 2, 2018

paulaner

An outrageous story told by someone that did not in fact happen. Similar to "fake news".

Dude, did you hear about those girls that were tasered by the police for wearing wooly jumpers in July?

Didn't happen! That was a classic paulaner you were told!

by bortram May 9, 2018

paulatio

Getting a no strings attached blowjob on craigslist

"Came home alone and drunk last night so I ordered up a paulatio" . "I am not gay but I'll take a paulatio."

by blainedamaged June 7, 2018

Paula

Paula likes to watch the Dap family y’all should go watch and subscribe too.

Diana- hey what are you watching?

Paula- the ‘Dap family’

by Hahahalol June 16, 2018