Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.

Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.

by BigRoostah July 13, 2024

Philanice to meet you

A greeting meant for only the elites of Philadelphia. The highest class possible greeting known to Man or even Cats for that matter.

Philanice to meet you, Mr. Smith, were you witness to last nights Seventy-Sixers game?

by Ravenknocker July 22, 2024

Philanthropist

A noun that most millionaires/billionaires describe themselves as. Most of the time they use scummy methods to pretend that they donated a lot to charity, while they are taking away just as much from their minimum wage employees.

"Jeffrey Preston Bezos is an American businessman, media proprietor, investor and philanthropist" - Said no one ever other than Jeff himself

by beefwezenton July 30, 2024

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Philanthropic Milting

When rich executives decide to use their financial power to slap their name on every building within a visible distance. Derived from milting, the act of spreading one's sperm across the widest range possible, like a fish.

Did you see the Museum of Science and Industry is being renamed to the Griffin Museum of Science and Industry? That's the third new building he's renamed in the past year. There he goes, philanthropic milting everywhere again.

by Copelbomer May 15, 2024

philately

a stamp collector

guy: i am a philately

other guy: what the heck is that?!?!

guy: collector of stamps

other guy: DIDNT ASK

by pooeater123! May 23, 2024

Philadelphia Helicopter

When you pull out and cum on your partners back then proceed to dry the cum by helicoptering your weenie to cause a big gust of air. After that the dried jizz may be enjoyed as a midnight snack.

Brooo i gave that girl from the club the Philadelphia Helicopter yesterday.

by D'Glester Hardunkin Chud III January 18, 2025