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Perverts

Perverts like to be pegged.
by snottie2224 July 14, 2024
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Pervert

someone who's weird in a sexual way..anime
Hailey: AAAAAA OMG JACKKKKKK!!!! MY BUTTHOLE IS CLENCHING!!!! MY BOOBS ARE SO SYMMETRICAL FROM U SUCKING THEM EQUALLY!!!!!
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?

Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.

Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.
by booty bopper August 18, 2024
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Preventive Fuck

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He’s been hitting on my wife so much that I had to do a preventive fuck to his
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pervert

an introvert pretending to be extrovert to lost virginity but fails miserably
Jeff : I don't know but Fred seems to be so outgoing this year?
Nick : He is a pervert
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Pervertacial

when ur a pervert and its official
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Percent-Off Scams

The act of scamming off people and giving them your money. Basically the new yanny vs. laurel.

Often used on the Angry Birds subreddit (r/angrybirds).

Even obama (yes, obama) has fell victim to this.
Often found when you search random stuff on google.
Percent-Off Scams are a type of online scam where you pay to give them money. That's all.
by jadenthemoose2 December 8, 2023
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Persention

to persistently pursue,
to persevere and pursue
she shows persention towards her degree
by englishhalliemakesupwords01 December 19, 2023
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